by Ian Clements
Every writer has been plagued by interruptions. Either they’re stealing time away from their family, juggling work commitments or listening to nearby roadworks and saying the same thing: “I just know if I could get some peace and quiet then I’d come up with something great”. For me it’s listening to the family in the upstairs flat on their half-term break; single mother with four kids on laminate flooring. I’m afraid to write anything in the belief that it’ll turn into some thinly veiled fantasy ( all I’ve got so far is a character venting a few people into space. My mind keeps lingering on that one, delicious image ).
It’s grit, you tell yourself. Gets in my eyes, makes it difficult to see properly. But it’s also life. It would be lovely if life came in these little, packaged moments which summed up a meaning or emotion before buggering off and leaving you in peace, but is that going to happen? Imagine yourself in an idllyic country cabin; a pile of logs for the open fire, soothing sounds of nature, perhaps a babbling brook nearby or the soft patter of rain on the roof. Ah, serene, but would you get any writing done? In my experience, no. You need fuel, and while that fuel may occasionally be pure and smooth, it’s just as likely to be wood alcohol that makes your brain cramp and your hands yearn to strangle.
The irony of writing is that it’s an introspective art which quickly dries up if you don’t expose yourself to life every now and then. Writer’s block is just as often the sensation of having used up every bit of fuel you have. So yes, the irritations are good for me, they’re good for you too, if you can get past yourself for long enough to fire that emotion at the page.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to vent some people into space.